Comedy Shayar's

Humne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha
Meri toh zindagi hi badal gayi
Jab usne kaha are pagal meine toh mazak kiya tha 
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woh HI! kahi
main HELLO kaha
aur dono ka pyar ho gaya
bahut sare batein ki
bahut sare ujagari raate bitai
unki yadon mein
patahi nahi chala pyar ka khumar mein
raat din kaise nikal gayi
magar kabhi mil nahi paya
kyu ki woh mujhe internet mein hi mili thi !!
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mohobbat ne hame rula diya 
jis par marte the usne bhula diya 
ham bhi peete gaye use bhulane ke liye 
aur ek din us bewafa ne usme bhi zeher mila diya  

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Humne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha 
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha 
Meri toh zindagi hi badal gayi 
Jab usne kaha are pagal meine toh mazak kiya tha  

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai 

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THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB 
NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA 
WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR 
THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI 
AUR BOLI MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR  

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Pee lenge tumhara har ek aansu............
Kabhi apni Mehfil me baitha kar to dekho,
Bhabhi kahoge tum apni hi Girl friend ko.........
Kabhi humse mila kar to dekho.......... 

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Mat nikalo Mera janaza uski gali se......
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Mat nikalo Mera janaza uski gali se......
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Warna uska baap kahega........




Saala Jaate-Jaate bhi Ek Chakkar laga gaya......
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WAH KYA SHER MARA HAI, WAH KYASHER MARA HAI
WAH KYA SHER MARA HAI, WAH KYASHER MARA HAI
WAH KYA SHER MARA HAI, WAH KYASHER MARA HAI
OR SHERNI VIDHWA HO GAYI

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Meri khushi lelo
Mera chain-o-aman lelo
Ab kuch nahi bacha mere paas
tumhe dene ke liye
Ho sake to yeh do gaz zameen
aur yeh kafan bhi lelo

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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge…
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge…


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aisi vaani boliye jisse jhagda hoye
usse kabhi na boloiye jo tumse tagda hoye

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Jiske liye humne saari hadein paar kar di Faraz
aaj ussne hi keh diya apni hadd main raha karo..

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KasH PyaR ka InsuRancE HojATa...
PYaR kaRne sE pHelE PreMiuM bHarWaya jAtA..
pYaR maI wAfA miLi tO tHiK...
WarNa "BEWAFAO" pR jo kHArchA hotA...
UsKa ClaIm to MiL jAtA...